Thursday, June 30, 2011

What is Audit?

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?' 

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.

'The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables. 

He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, You have exactly 1,586sheep.'

The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.

'The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?' The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'

'How did you know?' asks the young man.

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd.

'Firstly, you came here without being wanted. 

Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business.....Now can I have my dog back? '

Friday, June 24, 2011

Amazing 3D street art

Swetha Menon Marriage Photos

Swetha Menon-Sreevalsan Menon Marriage Photos

Friday, June 17, 2011

If petrol prices still increases

My love for you is real

Sometimes at night,
When I look to the sky,
I start thinking of you,
And then ask myself "why?"
"Why do I love you?"
I think and smile,
Because I know,
The list could run on for mile.
The whisper of your voice,
The warmth of your touch,
so many little thing,
Make me love so much.
The way that you kiss,
Fill me with desire,
And how you hold me,
With the warmth of a fire.
 The way your eyes shine,
When you look at me,
Lost with you forever,
Is where I want to be.
The way that I feel,
When you are by my side,
A sense of completion,
And overflowing pride.
The dreams that I dream,
That all involve you,
The possibilities that I see,
The things that we can do.
How you finish the puzzle,
That lies inside my heart,
How deep is my soul,
 You are a very important part.
 I could go on for days,
Telling of what I feel,
 But all you really must know is...
 My love for you is real..

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Sky park in Singapore

In Singapore, opened Sky Park
June 24 in Singapore, opened a new wonder of the world. "Sky Park" Marina Bay Sands is located on the 200-meter height on the three skyscrapers, as if on three pillars. Here is the most expensive in the world of casinos, bars, restaurants, the largest outdoor swimming pool, 150 meters long and even the Museum of Modern Art.