Sunday, May 8, 2011

Dialogues in English

  1. U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
  2. U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
  3. U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College 
  4. U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
  5. A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software 
  6. U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
  7. U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.


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