Dialogues in English

1. U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate
2. U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
3. U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u studies in Presidency College 
4. U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
5. A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software 
6. U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup
7. U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.